The Dick Van Dyke Show Episode Guide
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Season 1 · 30 episodes
S1 E1The Sick Boy and the Sitter
25 minS1 E2My Blonde-Haired Brunette
25 minS1 E3Sally and the Lab Technician
25 minS1 E4Washington vs. the Bunny
25 minS1 E5Oh, How We Met on the Night That We Danced
25 minS1 E6Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo.
25 minS1 E7Jealousy!
26 minS1 E8To Tell or Not to Tell
26 minS1 E9The Unwelcome Houseguest
25 minS1 E10The Meershatz Pipe
26 minS1 E11Forty-Four Tickets
26 minS1 E12Empress Carlotta's Necklace
26 minS1 E13Sally Is a Girl
26 minS1 E14Buddy, Can You Spare a Job?
25 minS1 E15Where Did I Come From?
25 minS1 E16The Curious Thing About Women
25 minS1 E17Punch Thy Neighbor
25 minS1 E18Who Owes Who What?
26 minS1 E19The Talented Neighborhood
26 minS1 E20A Word a Day
26 minS1 E21The Boarder Incident
26 minS1 E22Father of the Week
26 minS1 E23The Twizzle
26 minS1 E24One Angry Man
26 minS1 E25Where You Been, Fassbinder?
26 minS1 E26I Am My Brother's Keeper
25 minS1 E27The Sleeping Brother
26 minS1 E28The Bad Old Days
25 minS1 E29Sol and the Sponsor
25 minS1 E30The Return of Happy Spangler
26 minSeason 2 · 32 episodes
S2 E1Never Name a Duck
25 minS2 E2The Two Faces of Rob
25 minS2 E3The Attempted Marriage
25 minS2 E4Bank Book 6565696
25 minS2 E5Hustling the Hustler
25 minS2 E6My Husband Is Not a Drunk
25 minS2 E7What's in a Middle Name?
25 minS2 E8Like a Sister
25 minS2 E9The Night the Roof Fell In
25 minS2 E10The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally
25 minS2 E11A Bird in the Head Hurts
25 minS2 E12Gesundheit, Darling
25 minS2 E13A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own
25 minS2 E14Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra
25 minS2 E15The Cat Burglar
25 minS2 E16The Foul Weather Girl
25 minS2 E17Will You Two Be My Wife?
25 minS2 E18Ray Murdock's X-Ray
25 minS2 E19I Was a Teenage Head Writer
25 minS2 E20It May Look Like a Walnut!
25 minS2 E21My Husband Is a Check-Grabber
25 minS2 E22Don't Trip Over That Mountain
25 minS2 E23Give Me Your Walls!
25 minS2 E24The Sam Pomerantz Scandals
25 minS2 E25The Square Triangle
25 minS2 E26I'm No Henry Walden!
25 minS2 E27Racy Tracy Rattigan
25 minS2 E28Divorce
24 minS2 E29It's a Shame She Married Me
25 minS2 E30A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise
25 minS2 E31Jilting the Jilter
25 minS2 E32When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen
25 minSeason 3 · 32 episodes
S3 E1That's My Boy???
25 minS3 E2The Masterpiece
25 minS3 E3Laura's Little Lie
26 minS3 E4Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
25 minS3 E5All About Eavesdropping
24 minS3 E6Too Many Stars
26 minS3 E7Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
25 minS3 E8Uncle George
25 minS3 E9Big Max Calvada
26 minS3 E10The Ballad of the Betty Lou
25 minS3 E11Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
25 minS3 E12The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears
25 minS3 E13The Alan Brady Show Presents
25 minS3 E14The Third One from the Left
25 minS3 E15My Husband is the Best One
25 minS3 E16The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
25 minS3 E17The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
25 minS3 E18A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
24 minS3 E19Happy Birthday and Too Many More
25 minS3 E20The Brave and the Backache
25 minS3 E21The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth
25 minS3 E22My Part-Time Wife
25 minS3 E23Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
25 minS3 E24How to Spank a Star
25 minS3 E25The Plots Thicken
25 minS3 E26Scratch My Car and Die
25 minS3 E27The Return of Edwin Carp
25 minS3 E28October Eve
25 minS3 E29Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail
25 minS3 E30My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
25 minS3 E31I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
24 minS3 E32Teacher's Petrie
25 minSeason 4 · 32 episodes
S4 E1My Mother Can Beat Up My Father
25 minS4 E2The Ghost of A. Chantz
25 minS4 E3The Lady and the Babysitter
25 minS4 E4A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat
25 minS4 E5The Man from Emperor
25 minS4 E6Romance, Roses and Rye Bread
25 minS4 E8The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail
25 minS4 E9Three Letters from One Wife
25 minS4 E10Pink Pills and Purple Parents
25 minS4 E11It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise
25 minS4 E12The Death of the Party
25 minS4 E13My Two Show-Offs and Me
25 minS4 E14Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk
25 minS4 E15Brother, Can You Spare $2500?
25 minS4 E16The Impractical Joke
25 minS4 E17Stacey Petrie: Part I
25 minS4 E18Stacey Petrie: Part II
25 minS4 E19Boy #1, Boy #2
25 minS4 E20The Redcoats Are Coming
25 minS4 E21The Case of the Pillow
25 minS4 E22Young Man With a Shoehorn
25 minS4 E23Girls Will Be Boys
24 minS4 E24Bupkis
25 minS4 E25Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home
25 minS4 E26Anthony Stone
25 minS4 E27Never Bathe on Saturday
25 minS4 E28Show of Hands
25 minS4 E29Baby Fat
25 minS4 E30One Hundred Terrible Hours
25 minS4 E31Br-rooom, Br-rooom
25 minS4 E32There's No Sale Like Wholesale
25 minSeason 5 · 32 episodes
S5 E1Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth
25 minS5 E2A Farewell to Writing
25 minS5 E3Uhny Uftz
24 minS5 E4The Ugliest Dog in the World
25 minS5 E5No Rice at My Wedding
25 minS5 E6Draw Me a Pear
26 minS5 E7The Great Petrie Fortune
25 minS5 E8Odd But True
25 minS5 E9Viva Petrie
25 minS5 E10Go Tell the Birds and Bees
25 minS5 E11Body and Sol
25 minS5 E12See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write
25 minS5 E13You're Under Arrest
25 minS5 E14Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work
25 minS5 E15Who Stole My Watch?
25 minS5 E16I Do Not Choose to Run
25 minS5 E17The Making of a Councilman
25 minS5 E18The Curse of the Petrie People
25 minS5 E19The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart
25 minS5 E20Remember the Alimony
25 minS5 E21Dear Sally Rogers
25 minS5 E22Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy
25 minS5 E23Bad Reception in Albany
25 minS5 E24Talk to the Snail
25 minS5 E25A Day in the Life of Alan Brady
25 minS5 E26Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.
24 minS5 E27The Man from My Uncle
25 minS5 E28You Ought to Be in Pictures
25 minS5 E29Love Thy Other Neighbor
25 minS5 E30Long Night's Journey into Day
25 minS5 E31The Gunslinger
25 minS5 E32The Last Chapter
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